Ross and Carrie pay pennies a day for a "Frequency of Love Healing Set," starring a reiki-infused, monk-blessed tuning fork that vibrates love (which we all know is 528 Hz). Now, they're ready to woo their partners, who are definitely not deeply annoyed.
Ross and Carrie score one of the last remaining "Frequency of Love Healing Sets" before they are going, going, gone! For just pennies a day, they walk home with a tuning fork set to the eternal, holy frequency of love. Which, as we all know, is 528 hertz. Armed with the fork -- blessed by monks -- and a small rubber mallet, they are ready to face the world, and their partners, who are definitely not deeply annoyed with them by now. AN EIGHT TRILLION DOLLAR VALUE!